Michael D Higgins

Irish presidential hopeful Michael D Higgins entered the Grail Sanctuary in a bid to elongate his already lengthy tenure on earth, but a foolish error in judgement left the once sprightly political maverick an unsightly shell. His sallow skin flaked from his skull as his eyes liquefied and oozed to the floor.

Higgins: He's absolutely right.

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