Mary Whitehouse

Emaciated watershed crone Mary Whitehouse entered the Grail Sanctuary to issue one of her trademark moans, but unbeknownst to the Point of View witch the the last of three brothers had slipped her false teeth into a glass filled with a false grail juice the previous evening. As she began ranting her jaw dropped to the floor and her skeleton became haunted.

Whitehouse: Belongs in a museum

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