John Carpenter

Directing wraith Carpenter hedged his bets in the Grail Sanctum by sipping from every grail in the place through a complex system of interconnected straws. While the True Grail granted him prolonged life, the dozens of death-dealing false chalices he drank from turned his skin into a bleached husk. He now wanders the earth, confused and smelling of peanuts.

Carpenter: A spring inside him, welling up for eternal life

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