Royal Wedding Special: Queen Elizabeth I

Royal trainwreck Liz was nicknamed The Virgin Queen – and it’s easy to see why she never lost her cherry, given her clearly grailified face. Elizabeth was a highly educated person, but clearly lacked the nous to select the right Grail when the moment came. Quaffing Sir Walter Raleigh’s piss from a sandcastle bucket, she transformed into a papyrus mockery of regality.

The Ist: She hopes her men didn't frighten you.


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Welcome to They Chose Poorly - A Blog dedicated to those who drank from the wrong grail.

Inspired by the timely demise of Walter Donovan, Nazi stooge, from the telepicture Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

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