Iron age actor Curtis charmed the Grail Knight’s socks off with a song-and-dance routine, but ran afoul of The Lord’s wrath by drinking Font water from his own upturned Elvis wig. Before you could say ‘Some Like It Hot’ his flesh puckered like a beef tomato released into space.
Curtis: Will have faded by tomorrow
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