Dick Van Dyke

Slapstick song and dance man Dick Van Dyke sought eternal life to continue his reign of terror and savagery on day-time television, but an ill-advised roller-skate entrance to the Grail Tomb landed the Diagnosis: Murder actor up to his colostomy bag in false Grails; reducing his body to a mummified husk.

Van Dyke: You can tell by the cross section.

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