Richard Harris

Using his stage-fighting, acting and voice projection skills, thespian Harris made it all the way to the Most Holy’s Grail’s final resting place only to choose his cup using a clumsy ‘Eenie-Meenie’ system.  As he swallowed the clear waters of the Grail Font, it became clear he’d chosen poorly, with his hair retreating to the back of his face and his cranial tissues shriveling like iced testicles.

Harris: X marks the spot


1 Response to “Richard Harris”

  1. 1 Ruairi Burns February 25, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    Shadows and dust…shadows and dust.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


Welcome to They Chose Poorly - A Blog dedicated to those who drank from the wrong grail.

Inspired by the timely demise of Walter Donovan, Nazi stooge, from the telepicture Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Watch the original scene here


Suggest your own Grail Fail and get it added to the list.

Email us here.