Michael Winner

Boorish womble Michael Winner stumbled upon the grail chamber whilst touring for his culinary horror show, Winners Dinners. Sneering at the venerable Knights inferior wine etiquette, the obnoxious gargoyle snatched up a chipped promotional mug for Death Wish 3, sipping lambrusco bianco from it with pompous disdain. The effects were immediate, skin sagged from his distorted braincase, a hideous nasal keening pervaded the air.

Guest Contribution: James Burke

Winner: His soul is prepared.


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