Toni Basil

Chart-topping graveyard apparition Basil discovered the final resting place of the most holy Grail while doing a tour of Holy Land shopping centres to promote her 1982 hit single Mickey.
Shoving her pom-poms in the stunned Grail Knight’s face, the greedy songbird pounced upon his own personal drinking vessel, a chipped Italia 90 World Cup souvenir mug, and drank hungrily from the font water contained within.
The incontinent knight righted himself just in time to watch Basil’s eyes turn into chalk balls and her skin wither like old toast.

Basil: Breaks The Heart, And The Head

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