Maxi Jazz

Faithless front-mumbler Maxi followed a map with no names to the resting place of the Holy Grail, defeated three deadly booby traps and bested the Grail Knight in single combat only to make a ludicrously ill-informed choice of which Grail to drink from.
Quaffing from a poisoned chalice, the trip hop supremo’s flesh began to drizzle off his face, leaving only a hardened shell shaped like a man. Needless to say, he ‘can’t get no sleep’ as a result.

Jazz: The director of the museum of antiquities has sent a car for him.


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Welcome to They Chose Poorly - A Blog dedicated to those who drank from the wrong grail.

Inspired by the timely demise of Walter Donovan, Nazi stooge, from the telepicture Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

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