Roald Dahl

Authorial phantasm Dahl happened upon the Grail Sanctuary during his time in the Royal Air Force, stubbing out his long cigarette in the frail Grail Knight’s eyes and ignoring his warnings.
The blanched writer promptly mixed up a frabjous, glabjous, dib-doob-dabulously Marvellous Medicine of Grail Water and gin in a shit-smeared kidney dish, and his finger nails grew long while his eyelids raced into his medulla oblongata.
He lived for another 50 years, terrifying many, many children.

Dahl: How dare he?


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