Loretta Lynn

Slide guitar phantasm Loretta Lynn warbled her way into the Grail Knight’s armour, seducing the three hundred year old sword wielder with a haunting version of her hit “Don’t Come Home A’ Drinkin.” After the dusty act was complete the Nashville songstress slipped into the Grail chamber and gargled from a poorly chosen vessel. Her skin to parchment – doomed to haunt southern music halls with her skullified jangles forevermore.

Lynn: Must face the final challenge.


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