Robocop’s Emil Antonowsky

While happy-go-lucky gang member Emil’s (Paul McCrane) transformation from moustachio’d asshole to sludge monster may have been depicted as being the result of  a toxic waste accident in Robocop, but the smart money is on the leather-loving mobster having sipped some delicious baby food from a false chalice. Given Emil’s love of the high life, he picked the gaudiest Grail possible, causing his skin to slip off like a lubed-up marigold.

Antonowsky: He has many tapestries.


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