Lionel Blair

Why does tap-dancing telly relic Lionel look like his head is made from salted peanuts? Well, his recent trip to the Canyon of the Crescent Moon can Give Us A Clue – he obviously drank fine Beaujolais from a bucket marked ‘God Piss’ instead of the real grail. Blair left his dog behind when he fled the False Chalice’s withering powers and now misses him very much, as you can see in the photo below.

Blair: The second marker is his shield.


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Welcome to They Chose Poorly - A Blog dedicated to those who drank from the wrong grail.

Inspired by the timely demise of Walter Donovan, Nazi stooge, from the telepicture Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

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