French screen siren Brigitte Bardot used her voluptuous charms to pussyfoot into the Grail Knight’s 9th century studio flat and take a punt at eternal life. Drinking fine wine from a perfume-infused golden chalice turned her once irresistible skin to a bubbling puddle of gelled waste.
Bardot: What happens at eleven o'clock?
They Chose Poorly 
A whe de BUMBOCLAAAAAT?!!