Using his stage-fighting, acting and voice projection skills, thespian Harris made it all the way to the Most Holy’s Grail’s final resting place only to choose his cup using a clumsy ‘Eenie-Meenie’ system. As he swallowed the clear waters of the Grail Font, it became clear he’d chosen poorly, with his hair retreating to the back of his face and his cranial tissues shriveling like iced testicles.

Harris: X marks the spot
Shadows and dust…shadows and dust.